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Funny Wish Jokes That Will Grant You Laughter |
A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it, and poof a Genie appears.Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 w... |
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Grinch Jokes And Puns That Are More Likeable |
Why did the Grinch want to go down the chimney?Because it sooted him. |
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Clean Church Jokes And Puns for the Whole Congregation |
Why do they say “amen” instead of “a woman” at the end of songs at church?Cause they’re hymns not he... |
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Funny Fog Jokes to Clear Up Your Gloomy Day |
A wife accused her husband of fogging up their bathroom mirror.He explained, “But I really can’t see... |
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Funny Chelsea Jokes And Puns For Season 2024-25 |
Did you hear that Chelsea submitted a £97m bid for Donald Trump?Yes, after hearing he deals with sho... |
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Funny Advent Calendar Jokes And Puns For Christmas |
Which of the girl elves on the shelf stole the advent calendar?Miss Chievous. |
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Funny Father’s Day Dad Jokes You’ll Love in 2025 |
What is the official song of Father’s Day?The Wanted – Glad you came. |
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Funny Shopping Jokes And Puns For Shopaholics |
Where do the Sith go to do their shopping?The Darth Mall. |
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Funny Star Wars Dad Jokes for Galactic Fun in 2025 |
Know why the Jedi don’t have a navy?Because sailing is a path to the dockside. |
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Funny Computer Jokes That’ll Delete Your Boredom |
What do computers like to eat?Microchips. |
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Funny Butt Jokes for a Good Round of Laughs |
Doctor: Yeah well that’s the exit. As long as you think it’s an entrance, it’ll continue to hurt. |
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Corny Jokes That You’ll Love to Tell in 2025 |
What starts with F, ends with F, and has no F?Photograph. |
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Funny Trans Jokes for Non-Binary Genders |
Where do donuts come from?Transgender deer. |
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Funny Palestine Jokes You Cannot Share With Hamas |
When is the Jewish Thanksgiving?When Palestine gets taken over. |
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Dirty Star Wars Jokes for Naughty Adults (18+) |
A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.He decides to test it on his family at din... |
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Funny Bud Light Jokes And Puns to Keep Your Party Going |
We know that Budweiser isn’t a real beer.And now they have a man that isn’t a woman as a spokesperso... |
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Funny Egg Jokes for a Cracking Good Time |
What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens?“Oh, lay (Ole)!” |
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Dark Christmas Jokes And Puns for Twisted Adults |
Why don’t Jews celebrate Christmas?Because Christmas is about giving. |
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Funny Candy Cane Jokes for Sweet Smiles |
Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?He was in charge of refr... |
| 20 |
Funniest Happy Birthday Knock Knock Jokes |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Rita.(Rita who?)Rita card and find out who sent this birthday greeting! |
| 21 |
Dirty Harry Potter Jokes for Adults |
What kind of shoes does Voldemort force his prostitutes to wear?Wh*re Crocs. |
| 22 |
Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes for Celebrations in 2025 |
What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?“Tonight, dinner’s on me.” |
| 23 |
Hilarious iPhone Jokes That Are Siri-ously Funny |
Did you know that the iPhone 7 is illegal?It got de-ported. |
| 24 |
Funny Manchester United Jokes for Season 2024-25 |
What’s the difference between a sperm and a Mann United fan?A sperm has a 1 in a million chance of b... |
| 25 |
Dark 911 Jokes That Seem Funny But Taboo |
Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and... |
| 26 |
Funny Christmas Knock Knock Jokes in 2025 |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?Mary.(Mary who?)Mary Christmas!Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Anna.(Anna who?)... |
| 27 |
Funny Grammar Nazi Jokes for Linguistic Laughter |
What blood type are most Grammar Nazis have?A Type O. |
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Funny Welding Jokes And Puns For Welders |
Why do they only give welders ten-minute breaks?Any longer and they’d have to retrain them. |
| 29 |
Funny TikTok Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh in 2025 |
I woke up screaming because I had a nightmare that TikTok was banned.For a second, I was really scar... |
| 30 |
Funny Tampon Jokes To Make Her Feel Better |
A man walks into a pharmacy and strolls up and down the aisles. The saleswoman notices him and asks ... |
| 31 |
Funny Barbie Jokes And Puns to Doll Up Your Glam Day |
Why did Barbie become a baker?She wanted to make doll-icious treats! |
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Funny Aboriginal Jokes You Cannot Share With An Aussie |
What would you call Australia if it were only colonized by men?A penile colony. |
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Funny Sock Jokes And Puns That Will Knock Your Socks Off |
What is a shoe’s favorite sport?SOCK-er. |
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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids Full of Holiday Laughter |
Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?Elf-is Presley. |
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Funny Retirement Jokes to Kickstart Your Golden Years |
Yo mama so fat, when someone offered her a dollar for every pound she weighed, she used the money to... |
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Dirty Jokes To Make Him And Her Chuckle |
What did the ghost say to the beehive?Boobees. |
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Funny Rain Jokes to Brighten Even the Cloudiest Day |
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecasted?It’s the clam before the storm. |
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Funny Immigrant Jokes That Are Illegal to Read Loud |
Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, “I ... |
| 39 |
Funny Wheelchair Jokes And Puns to Spin You Right Round |
What do you call a Spanish demon in a wheelchair?El Disablo. |
| 40 |
Funny Boob Jokes for Every Breast Size |
It gets reduced by 50% per boob. |
| 41 |
Funny Chemistry Jokes You’ll Surely React To |
In a chemistry class, the teacher asks a girl, “Mary, what is H2SO4?”“Oh god, this is so easy, why c... |
| 42 |
Funny Stock Market Jokes And Puns for Shares of Smiles |
Why did the stock broker not get upset when his wife divorced him?Because he’s got lots of options. |
| 43 |
Funny Reindeer Jokes For Holly Jolly Christmas |
Yo mama so loud, when she speaks, even Santa’s reindeer cover their ears! |
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Funny Chloe Dad Jokes Straight from YeahMad TV |
I tried donkey meat recentlyI don’t recommend it it tastes like azz. |
| 45 |
Funny Swinger Jokes To Add Fun to Lifestyle |
Did you hear about the married-parents swingers club?You show up and don’t have s*x with someone els... |
| 46 |
Funny FIFA Jokes to Keep You Laughing Past Extra Time |
What is the similarity between Olivier Giroud’s PAC and FIFA servers?Both are slow. |
| 47 |
Funniest Christmas Jokes Ever Shared |
I wanted someone to buy me Nike’s for ChristmasBut then I decided, “Eh, I’ll just do it.” |
| 48 |
Funny Jesus Jokes And Puns About Christ |
How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy Jesus was when he was born?They had a weigh in a manger. |
| 49 |
Funny Baptism Jokes to be Anointed with Laughter |
How many independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one – any more than that and ... |
| 50 |
Dirty Military Jokes And Puns for Adults (18+) |
What do you call a homeless shelter for Veterans?Jail. |
| 51 |
Funny Double Meaning Jokes For Adults With a Twist |
What do a Gynaecologist and a Pizza Deliverer have in common?Both of them can smell it, but not tast... |
| 52 |
Funny Star Wars Dad Jokes for Galactic Fun in 2025 |
Han Solo: “Yoda, are we going the right way?”Yoda: “Off course we are.” |
| 53 |
Funny Tsunami Jokes to Ride Out Waves of Laughter |
A large tsunami hit Mexico and sadly, 300k were killed.Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA ... |
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Funny Cum Jokes And Puns As Good As Any Happy Ending |
Did you hear that pineapple juice can make your cum taste better?But for some it just ruins the pine... |
| 55 |
Funny New Year Dad Jokes to Welcome 2025 |
What became of the man who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?He got 12 months! |
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Farmer Jokes About Agriculture And Farming |
With a cowculator. |
| 57 |
Funny AI Jokes And Puns for Some Artificial Humor |
A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.“Oh yeah?... |
| 58 |
Dirty Lawyer Jokes to Leave You Guilty of Laughing |
Why are pr*stitutes more moral than lawyers?Because they won’t f*ck you when you are dead. |
| 59 |
Funny IT Jokes to Backup Your Sense of Humor |
What’s an IT professional’s favorite drink?Java. |
| 60 |
Funny Math Jokes That Add Up to Big Laughs |
Where is the best place in the house to do your math homework?The kitchen counter. |
| 61 |
Funny Jokes for Kids That Are Completely Clean |
Why was the math book sad?It had too many problems. |
| 62 |
Dark School Shooting Jokes For Ones Gunning for A Good Laugh |
What’s poppin?Children’s heads during a school shooting. |
| 63 |
Back To School Jokes For Kids And Parents |
Because it was suspended. |
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Funny Abortion Jokes That Are Funny AF (no Kidding) |
What do you call a girl who has had 10 abortions?She’s a graveyard. |
| 65 |
Funny Reindeer Jokes For Holly Jolly Christmas |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Rudolph.(Rudolph who?)Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. |
| 66 |
Funny Asian Jokes That You’ll Pho-real Love |
Did you hear about the guy who had s*x with an Asi(a)n, a black and a white on the same night?Perks ... |
| 67 |
Funny Jesus Jokes And Puns About Christ |
What’s the difference between Jesus and Bono?Jesus doesn’t think he’s Bono. |
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Funny Physics Jokes That’ll Make Even Einstein Chuckle |
Hertz. |
| 69 |
Monkeypox Jokes For Itchy Ones |
WHO cares. |
| 70 |
Funny Snow White Jokes Suitable for Kids |
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White?Because she kept sitting on Pinocchios’ face singing ‘Tell me li... |
| 71 |
Dirty Halloween Jokes For Naughty Adults |
What do aliens call their s*men?Space jam. |
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Funny Mortgage Jokes Better Than Your Interest Rate |
How does a vampire pay the mortgage?With cryptocurrency. |
| 73 |
Funny Wheelchair Jokes And Puns to Spin You Right Round |
Why can’t people in wheelchairs go to heaven?Because there’s a stairway to heaven. |
| 74 |
Funny Big Nose Jokes That Nose (Knows) No Bounds |
Why do people with big noses make great detectives?They can sniff out clues from miles away! |
| 75 |
Funny Car Jokes That Will Drive You Crazy |
What cars do sheep like to drive?Su baaaa ru. |
| 76 |
Funny Do Not Disturb Jokes to Keep the Boredom Away |
This woman hung a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on her fridge.She said, “It’s about time it stops calling me... |
| 77 |
Dirty Plumber Jokes Overflowing with Adult Humor |
The Kama Sutra has announced a new position called The Plumber.You stay in all day and nobody comes! |
| 78 |
Funny Geography Jokes to Put You on the World Map |
Why can’t women read maps?Because men are the only ones that can pretend an inch to be a mile. |
| 79 |
Funny Vampire Jokes For Your Necks Laugh |
Where do college-age vampires shop?Forever 21. |
| 80 |
Best “Tell Me a Joke” Jokes For Your Daily Laughs |
Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?They’re a little meteor. |
| 81 |
Funny Pentecost Jokes to Bless Your Day |
Why did the Pentecostal tap a Morse code message at the buffet?He was speaking in tongs. |
| 82 |
Best Star Wars Jokes for Kids to Laugh At in 2025 |
If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Luke short for?A stormtrooper. |
| 83 |
Funny White People Jokes You Cannot Tell A Caucasian |
Yo mama so white, when she sweats, the drops wear snow gear. |
| 84 |
Funny Lame Jokes That Are So So Stupid in 2025 |
Why did the golfer bring another pair of trousers to the course?In case he got a hole in one. |
| 85 |
Funny Italian Jokes That Will Make You Go Mamma Mia |
Al dente is the Italian term for perfectly cooked pasta, but do you know the term for burned pasta?A... |
| 86 |
Funny Devil Jokes You Cannot Share With Satanists |
What did the resident weatherman say when the devil asked him what the forecast was for the week ahe... |
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Funny Curry Jokes And Puns for Every Spice Level |
What side dish does George Michael ask for with his curry?Well guess it would be rice. |
| 88 |
Funny Newfie Jokes Straight from the Newfoundland |
A Scotsman and a Newfie were walking down the road when they saw a sheep with its head stuck in the ... |
| 89 |
Funny Rosh Hashanah Jokes for a Sweet New Year |
What did the calendar say on Rosh Hashanah?“New year, new me!” |
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Funny April Fools’ Day Jokes for Everyone in 2025 |
Do you know that April Fools’ day is canceled?As no made-up prank could match the unbelievable sh*t ... |
| 91 |
Funny Leap Year Jokes to Celebrate February 29th |
October 31st should be a leap year.One day you’re having a good time with Halloween. Then it’s 3 yea... |
| 92 |
Funny Good Morning Jokes for Early Birds |
What happened when you eat a kids meal at McDonald’s in the morning?His mom was furious. |
| 93 |
Funny HR Jokes for Human Resources Professionals |
How does an HR professional end a relationship?“Sorry, but we need to talk about your performance im... |
| 94 |
Funny Pervert Jokes For Dirty-Minded Pervs Like You |
What do Sith and fruit perverts have in common?They both come in pairs. |
| 95 |
Dirty Valentine’s Day Jokes for the Naughty Adults |
The #1 thing a guy wants for Valentine’s Day is S*x.And #2 is for his wife to not find out. |
| 96 |
Funny Cow Jokes That’ll Moo-ve You to Laughter |
What do you call a 4 legged animal flying at 100 miles an hour?A cow stuck in a tornado. |
| 97 |
Clean Jewish Jokes Only for The Chosen People |
What do you get when you mix a Jewish family with fruit?Apple Jews. |
| 98 |
Funny Rugby Jokes That Won’t Get You Sent to Sin Bin |
A rugby player was hurt very badly during a scrum and he had both of his ears ripped off.Since he wa... |
| 99 |
Funny Underwear Jokes for Brief Run Into Humor |
What type of underwear does Lara Croft wear?Fruit of the tomb. |
| 100 |
Dirty No Nut November Jokes for Adult NNN Pledger |
An oath keeper took NNN to the next level,He hasn’t nutted all year! |