| 1 |
It’s so much less walking around. |
| 2 |
Because it already has a million degrees. |
| 3 |
Watermelon Sugar High. |
| 4 |
Because they learn everything on the web. |
| 5 |
They wanted to become Smarties. |
| 6 |
The hippocampus. |
| 7 |
Staff: That’s nice, come back when you’re ready to buy a calcu-now. |
| 8 |
They take the buzz. |
| 9 |
A skipping stone. |
| 10 |
>!Wag-U!< |
| 11 |
Because they are always below the C level. |
| 12 |
Because it’s pointless. |
| 13 |
Because it’s what’s inside that counts. |
| 14 |
Mom: First and foremost, you must understand your responsibilities. Secondly, you are the School’s Principal. |
| 15 |
Because it couldn’t see the point. |
| 16 |
It wanted to open up a boo-tique. |
| 17 |
Bison. |
| 18 |
Ink onsiderate. |
| 19 |
No one likes a smart a**. |
| 20 |
Mumbai. |
| 21 |
Kid 1: Yep. It can write other words, too. |
| 22 |
An eracist. |
| 23 |
Because he overheard his father telling his mother that he was going to eat that p*ssy once Finnick left for his first day of school. |
| 24 |
For fowl language. |
| 25 |
To learn the elf-abet. |
| 26 |
You drop the ‘y’ and add ‘ies.’ |
| 27 |
Dave: He is, indeed, a doctor. |
| 28 |
The ruler. |
| 29 |
It was a staple of his diet. |
| 30 |
Because they have a lot of degrees. |
| 31 |
Kid 1: No, but police suspect a highly organised crime. |
| 32 |
Because it was stationary. |
| 33 |
A highlighter. |
| 34 |
Because they’re all mail. |
| 35 |
The Three-Hole Punch. |
| 36 |
That’s the Spanish ink-position. |
| 37 |
Punch him & steal his lunch money. |
| 38 |
His father exclaims: “That f***ing jerk! This morning, he bet me $100 that he’d see your pu**y before the end of the day!” |
| 39 |
One. After that, it’s no longer empty. |
| 40 |
Mark my words. |
| 41 |
Because they are stationary. |
| 42 |
“Where the hell are you running, they just finished the foundations!” Jimmy exclaimed. |
| 43 |
The naval academy. |
| 44 |
Pennsylvania. |
| 45 |
It didn’t adhere to the rules. |
| 46 |
The little girl at the back stands up and yells, “It’s pronounced Alison Allen, for f*ck sake!” |
| 47 |
A cranberry. |
| 48 |
Because it was suspended. |
| 49 |
Fortunately, the police were able to return both books to the school. |
| 50 |
“Oh, no, we don’t even have a nap time,” one of the students responds. |
| 51 |
It had seaweed in its locker. |
| 52 |
To make Budweiser. |
| 53 |
Who cares it’s pointless. |
| 54 |
She just couldn’t put it behind her. |
| 55 |
Little Johnny says, “Actually, I believe we travelled to BC.” |
| 56 |
Color-ado. |
| 57 |
The FBI charged her with weapons of math instruction. |
| 58 |
Pens. |
| 59 |
When they arrive at the school’s main gates, the child replies, “Dad, you’ll remember to come and fetch me when I’m 18, won’t you?” |
| 60 |
It was a #2. |
| 61 |
He was going to high school. |
| 62 |
A Watchlist. |
| 63 |
Broken. |
| 64 |
Now he’s glu-tin free! |
| 65 |
Because that was tear-able!! |
| 66 |
The teacher passed out. And when the students gathered on the floor around the teacher, someone exclaimed,” Oh sh*t, we’re screwed!” “I assume it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008,” Chandrasekhar remarked quietly. |
| 67 |
It wanted to be a Smartie. |
| 68 |
It’s stationary. |
| 69 |
The whites are useless. |