| 1 |
Identitties. |
| 2 |
Fatalititty. |
| 3 |
Humidi-titties. |
| 4 |
“If we don’t get the proper support, people will think we’re nuts.” |
| 5 |
You have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones. And cancer takes some of them away. |
| 6 |
Eat a banana. |
| 7 |
When you see really nice ones, you can’t tell if they’re real or fake. |
| 8 |
It’s their T*t for Tat special. |
| 9 |
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! |
| 10 |
Quantitties. |
| 11 |
Both are for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them. |
| 12 |
By 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
| 13 |
Taking a quick look is fine, but staring is not. Then again, that’s what sunglasses are for. |
| 14 |
So he did… he doesn’t remember much after that. |
| 15 |
She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. |
| 16 |
Capital “B” is the aerial view, “oo” is the front view, “b” is the side view. |
| 17 |
Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding. |
| 18 |
Lactose intolerance. |
| 19 |
The blonde, because she’s 18. |
| 20 |
“Well it’s no wonder,” says the husband, “One of them is in your coffee and your other is in your oatmeal.” |
| 21 |
Pointless. |
| 22 |
Brush your t*ts. |
| 23 |
The other man prefers the 9 men. |
| 24 |
Boobs. |
| 25 |
Indian Nippleless 500. |
| 26 |
Why are you still scrolling down? It’s your turn to speak. |
| 27 |
Don’t panic, they killed the son of a b*tch. |
| 28 |
It gets reduced by 50% per boob. |
| 29 |
Man: (already rock hard). |
| 30 |
A Cup. |
| 31 |
Except for Chris Brown |
| 32 |
To which the woman replied, “If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.” |
| 33 |
Just wish his wife would do the same. |
| 34 |
Because it is a waste. There’s easily room for another set of t*ts there. |
| 35 |
She would beat everyone. In fact, she’d wipe the floor with them. |
| 36 |
A knee slapper. |
| 37 |
Her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of her heart is not men’s fault. |
| 38 |
It was a trend a while back to promote awareness of breast cancer. Just glad a similar stunt wasn’t pulled for prostate cancer. |
| 39 |
“Hickory dickory dock,” replied the man. |
| 40 |
Silicon Valley. |
| 41 |
Because their boobs are too big for b-shells. |
| 42 |
A good one will give you support and lift you up. A bad one is just there to touch your boobs. |
| 43 |
You’re my breast friend. |
| 44 |
Spice rack. |
| 45 |
His girlfriend turns to him and slaps him across the face, saying, “Please don’t call me that! And you didn’t frighten me.” |
| 46 |
A trip down mammory lane. |
| 47 |
Husband: Probably the boob. |
| 48 |
Cleavesdropping. |
| 49 |
“Oh, sorry!” the other friend said. “The fridge is boobie-trapped!” |
| 50 |
IHOP. |
| 51 |
Paranormal entitties. |
| 52 |
Firm. |
| 53 |
Guess that’s just the cost of inflation. |
| 54 |
So he fondled her boobs. |
| 55 |
Put her in front of a mirror. |
| 56 |
“Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are just for show.” |
| 57 |
They call it die-of-bee-t*ts. |
| 58 |
Party boob. |
| 59 |
A tea tea. |
| 60 |
Can’t say but pretty sure they’d be some nice environmentitties. |
| 61 |
Manchester. |
| 62 |
She screams and looks down. “Oh my god. “I forgot about the baby on the bus!” |
| 63 |
A Flatso. |
| 64 |
Divertity. |
| 65 |
“Duh,” says the blonde, “He has a licker license.” |
| 66 |
Because you have something to look at when you’re talking to them. |
| 67 |
A titty twister. |
| 68 |
Because plastic goes in the recycling bin. |
| 69 |
The man replies, “Boobs!” |
| 70 |
He then answers: “No, it’s too expensive.” |
| 71 |
No one wants to let you play with their boobs. |
| 72 |
You still got boobs to play with. |
| 73 |
Parodies. |
| 74 |
“Yesterday.” replied the guy. |
| 75 |
They’re both beautiful yet sometimes smothering. |
| 76 |
The camel looks at the elephant and says, “That’s an odd question coming from someone with a dick on his face.” |
| 77 |
Identitty Crisis. |
| 78 |
“My point exactly.” said the boyfriend. |
| 79 |
Minnesota Twins. |
| 80 |
You then try to stay on for 8 seconds. |
| 81 |
Wooden t*t? |
| 82 |
Sounds weird dozen t*t? |
| 83 |
This is regarded as a significant breakthrough because women have long complained about men staring at their breasts and failing to listen to them. |
| 84 |
You identify as a woman. |
| 85 |
Because only A’s are acceptable. |
| 86 |
Mother: You’re not supposed to have bigger boobs than me, Bill. |