| 1 |
You hit rock bottom. |
| 2 |
If we stick together we can stop all this sh*t! |
| 3 |
It got stuck on the bottom. |
| 4 |
A dead end. |
| 5 |
A pain in the a**. |
| 6 |
She was thicc with 7 C’s. |
| 7 |
Now, they have a wisecrack in any situation. |
| 8 |
You know you shouldn’t, but sooner or later you’re gonna give it a lick. |
| 9 |
Guess they are already making overpriced toys for a**holes. |
| 10 |
Doctor: Yeah well that’s the exit. As long as you think it’s an entrance, it’ll continue to hurt. |
| 11 |
Between both of them, something smells. |
| 12 |
Both can be spread. |
| 13 |
Buttocks. |
| 14 |
Because change comes from within. |
| 15 |
You’ve got some balls hanging around here! |
| 16 |
The girl exclaims, “Glad A** — Happy Butt — What is the difference?” |
| 17 |
A mechanic. |
| 18 |
Stable. |
| 19 |
Some a**hole must have dropped it. |
| 20 |
A Booty. |
| 21 |
To cover its butt quack. |
| 22 |
The bananus. |
| 23 |
He asks her why not, to which she responds, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weiner?” |
| 24 |
An asssoul. |
| 25 |
Arachnoprobia. |
| 26 |
The chick farted. |
| 27 |
Prostate. |
| 28 |
It is a catastrophe. |
| 29 |
“Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.” |
| 30 |
An assassin. |
| 31 |
It was a pane in the a**. |
| 32 |
Butt Hertz. |
| 33 |
Man hole covers. |
| 34 |
Warren. |
| 35 |
A hipobottomless. |
| 36 |
Later, she gets home to find her husband in bed reading. She strips for him, turns around and bends over and grabs her ankles. Her husband looks at her a** and says, “Who the hell is BOB?” |
| 37 |
Depth Perception. |
| 38 |
Nothing because they were both up-tight a**holes. |
| 39 |
Molasses. |
| 40 |
Your mouth moves just like your butt-hole does when you poop. |
| 41 |
He wipes his butt. |
| 42 |
The next day the dog runs away, and she calls the police. She tells them, “I looked all over my hairy butt but couldn’t find my crack!” |
| 43 |
A buttwhole. |
| 44 |
The taste changes the closer you get to the butt. |
| 45 |
Asphalt. |
| 46 |
Its butt. |
| 47 |
A Butt-hurt-fly. |
| 48 |
Husband: The short distance runners have bigger butts, the longer distance runners don’t. They run their a** off. |
| 49 |
With an Asgard. |
| 50 |
A butt load. |
| 51 |
Biased. |
| 52 |
Butt of corpse. |
| 53 |
They’re both gluten tolerant. |
| 54 |
All of the sudden, the tapeworm pops out saying, “Hey! Where’s my snickers bar?” |
| 55 |
Holy sh*t. |
| 56 |
One is a pound cake, the other is a cake you pound. |
| 57 |
Silicon Valley. |
| 58 |
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butt Hair! |
| 59 |
A Peg-assist. |
| 60 |
You’d see so much weird sh*t. |