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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)This pregnant virgin, her husband, a magical star and three kings.(Oh, uh, awkward – we’re kinda busy, but try that barn over there.) |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ho ho!(Ho ho who?)You need to practice your Santa impression. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Centipede.(Centipede who?)Centipede on the Christmas tree. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Who who.(Who-who-who?)Santa is that you? |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?Mary.(Mary who?)Mary Christmas!Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Anna.(Anna who?)Anna Happy New Year! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ray.(Ray who?)Reindeer are getting ready for Christmas! |
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Knock, knock.Who’s there?Alaska.Alaska who?Alaska Santa for a PlayStation 5! |
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Knock knock.(Who’s there?)Jesus!(Jesus who?)Jesus Christ, open the door. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ginger.(Ginger who?)The Ginger Bread Man! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Coal.(Coal who?)Coal me when Santa’s on his way. |
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Knock, knock!Who’s there?Harold.Harold who?Hark the Harold Angels Sing! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Leaf?(Leaf who?)Leaf of mistletoe over our heads – kiss me! |
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Knock knock.(Who’s there?)Dee.(Dee who?)Deer are cool, but reindeer are cooler! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Possum.(Possum who?)Possum gravy on my potatoes, please. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Santa.(Santa who?)Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it? |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Who.(Who who?)Hooves are what deer have on their feet… |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Elves.(Elves who?)Elves that need directions to the North Pole! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Jesus Christ, I’m come here to save you.(Save me from what?)From whatever I’m gonna to do you if you don’t let me in. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Interrupting Santa.(Inter–)Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Olive.(Olive who?)Olive the other reindeer. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Heather!(Heather who?)Heather Grinch stole Christmas. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ed.(Ed who?)Ednog – Happy Holidays! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Handsome.(Handsome who?)Handsome gravy to me, please. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Reindeer.(Reindeer who?)It looks like rain, dear! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Claus.(Claus who?)Claus I can’t wait any longer! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Luke.(Luke who?)Luke at all those presents! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Don.(Don who?)Don eat all the gravy, I want some more. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Canoe.(Canoe Who?)Canoe named the mean, green character who stole Christmas. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Anita.(Anita who?)Anita lift please, Rudolph! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Howard.(Howard who?)Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me? |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Doughnut.(Doughnut who?)Doughnut open until Christmas! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Holly.(Holly who?)Holly-days are here again! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Mary.(Mary who?)Mary Christmas to you! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Snow.(Snow who?)Snow time like the present for Christmas cheer! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Yule.(Yule who?)Yule log the fire up, and I’ll bring the Christmas cookies! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Presents.(Presents who?)Presents are better when shared with friends! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Icy.(Icy who?)Icy you when you’re sleeping, I know when you’re awake… like Santa! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Pudding.(Pudding who?)Pudding up the Christmas lights takes forever! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Tinsel.(Tinsel who?)Tinsel town is extra sparkly this Christmas! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Stocking.(Stocking who?)Stocking up on Christmas cheer! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Yule.(Yule who?)Yule never know if you never answer the door! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Eve.(Eve who?)Christmas Eve. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Isabell.(Isabell who?)Is a jingle bell ringing? |
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Knock knock.(Who’s there?)Snow.(Snow who?)Snow business like show business. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Christmas Carol.(Christmas Carol who?)Christmas Carol-ers are at the door, let’s sing along! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Noel.(Noel who?)Noel one can deny the magic of Christmas! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Hannah.(Hannah who?)Hannah partridge in a pear tree. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Hosanna.(Hosanna who?)How’s sanna claus gonna get in? We have no chimney. |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ginger.(Ginger who?)Ginger-bread man wants to say hello! |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Alaska.(Alaska who?)Alaska again. What do you want for Christmas? |
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Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Tree.(Tree who?)Tree wise men. |