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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Did you hear about the wife who asked her husband to put ketchup on the shopping list?Now he can’t r... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What does a Ketchup say when he has to use a bathroom?“I Must-turd.” |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ketchup.(Ketchup who?)Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you! |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Remember the guy who regretted rubbing ketchup in his eyes?But that’s Heinz sight. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Have you heard the tomato joke? No?Well, then you need to ketchup. |
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she cried onto a ketchup packet because it said: “Tear here.” |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Remember when you dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on your foot?It caused severe pain To-ma-toes. |
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What would Walter White be called if he dealt with ketchup instead of meth?Heinzenburg. |
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What do french fries do when they meet after a long time?They ketchup. |
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Did you hear about the ketchup thief?He was caught red-handed. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
A tomato, tap, and a hat were having a race.The tap was running but the hat was on ahead while the t... |
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What do you give Scooby-Doo when he has a fever?Ketchup, because that’s what you put on a hot dog. |
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Why did the ketchup blush?He saw the salad dressing. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
You know that sound when the ketchup bottle falls against the cabin you just closed?That’s the sound... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?He mustard up the courage. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?“Would you like ketchup with your chips?... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What if tomatoes are a fruit?Then ketchup is a smoothie. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
A vacuum salesman knocked on the door of a newly built house.The door was opened by a lady. The sale... |
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A lot of people ask me, “Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?”So I tell them it’s because Heinz sig... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What do you call a person who eats chocolate with ketchup?An idiot. You call them an idiot. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
A Papa tomato, a Mama tomato, and a Baby tomato are all walking down the street.The Baby tomato star... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Knock, knock.(Who’s there?)Ketchup.(Ketchup who?)Ketchup my slow tomatoes! |
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Why did the green tomato lose the raceIt couldn’t ketchup. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Have I ever told you about the time a cop thought I was bleeding because I had tomato sauce on my sh... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What would you call the Queen if she had ketchup all over her face?Your Royal Heinz. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
A three-year-old boy is using the restroom. His mother believes he has been in there for too long an... |
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What is a procrastinator’s favorite condiment?Ketchup. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
What does anti-humour have in common with a half empty bottle of ketchup?Nothing. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
How are humans similar to ketchup on a steak?People look at you funny when you eat them. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?Because the sauce ages. |
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Why was the ketchup feeling bad?Because it had the squirts. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
A young man was checking out at the supermarket when he noticed the person in front of him only put ... |
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How is your girlfriend similar to a bottle of ketchup?You always have to slap her on the bottom to g... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Did you hear about the race between the cabbage, the tomato, the gravy, and the egg?At first, the ca... |
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Why don’t programmers like ketchup bottles with lids?Because they prefer everything open sauce. |
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Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup. |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Remember the guy who pushes his girlfriend on her stomach during her period?He’ll say, “Who’s my lit... |
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What do you call a funnel-shaped storm made of ketchup?A tormato. |
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How is getting girls to have sex with you similar to getting ketchup out of a bottle?Easy when you h... |
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How are people similar to potatoes?We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ke... |
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Two men with black eyes are sitting at a bar“How did you get your black eye?” one asks the other.“I ... |
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Funny Ketchup Jokes & Puns That Are Saucy |
Remember the guy who once passed the chance to be CEO of a ketchup company?In Heinz-sight that was a... |
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What’s sneezing on your period like?Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle. |
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What’s the world’s fastest fruit?A tomato, nothing else can ketchup. |
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What do you call a bottle of ketchup waiting to get it’s beard shaved?A barber-queue sauce. |
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What three words started Jeffery Dahmer’s cannibalism?“This isn’t ketchup.” |
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What is worse than eating an apple and to find a worm inside it?Eating an apple with ketchup and to ... |
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What do Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?Poverty. |
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Did you hear about the bottle of ketchup that got into a car crash and never woke up?He was tomatose... |
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If employees at a ketchup company had stingers, where would they be?On their bee heinz. |
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Why did the Mcdonald’s worker cut himself?Because there was no ketchup. |