| 1 |
To get to the other side. |
| 2 |
Because once you go black, you never go back. |
| 3 |
A lot of the people were… Fouriers about it. |
| 4 |
My father told me that I was growing up a Feynman. |
| 5 |
It ate light. |
| 6 |
Student: Just think about it… how does it know? |
| 7 |
Second one: Simple, they fly cause they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away. |
| 8 |
The pamphlet said that the seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. |
| 9 |
The first trainer concludes: I’m dying of rashes because the elastic is killing me. |
| 10 |
Yo mama is so fat, that escape velocity at her surface exceeds 11.186 km/s. |
| 11 |
When it grows up, it will be unstoppable. |
| 12 |
I couldn’t stop moving. |
| 13 |
They throw the solvers for a loop. |
| 14 |
Said the battery. |
| 15 |
“Thanks…” and it tips its hat. |
| 16 |
Landslide. |
| 17 |
Boy: Hey, you must be a magnet. |
| 18 |
Boy: Because from behind I thought you were attractive but now you have turned, I found you repulsive. |
| 19 |
Hertz. |
| 20 |
An engine-ear. |
| 21 |
Polar Coordinates. |
| 22 |
Turns out it was an actual cat. |
| 23 |
C++. |
| 24 |
If the tree has fallen on Newton’s head instead of the apple. |
| 25 |
Archimedes’ Principle of relative buoyancy. |
| 26 |
Celsius since it has a degree. |
| 27 |
The third derivative of position. |
| 28 |
Because it ampowered the folks. |
| 29 |
A person in the cabin was reading “Introduction to Gravity.” |
| 30 |
The Broson. |
| 31 |
Optics is light work. |
| 32 |
Because good teachers need to be in charge of the class. |
| 33 |
They have mass. |
| 34 |
Quark, Quark. |
| 35 |
Matter: That’s my wave-particle duality. I am innocent. |
| 36 |
A quantum mechanic. |
| 37 |
It was owned by a neutron. |
| 38 |
It was prepared by an electron. |
| 39 |
They were Bohr’ed. |
| 40 |
It already knew the results. |
| 41 |
One can only guess their behaviour rather than judge them. After you make an “observation,” their behaviour will be significantly different! |
| 42 |
Whoever drinks it will have no idea where they are or what they are upto. Even if they got hold of one of these then they will lose the other. |
| 43 |
Did you wash that apple before eating it? |
| 44 |
Sleazy optics Vendor: Certainly! All the time! |
| 45 |
The Uncertain Times. |
| 46 |
Student: Galileo Galilei. |
| 47 |
Einstein: I believe I am relatively aware of it. |
| 48 |
Since no one came to her funeral/birthday party. |
| 49 |
“With great power comes great current squared times resistance.” |
| 50 |
Man, that’s a lot of pressure coming from 1 pascal. |
| 51 |
He wanted the world to have a blast. |
| 52 |
Allow me to prepare tea instead of messing with boiling water. |
| 53 |
He got tired of building an infinite square well. |
| 54 |
E&M. |
| 55 |
He was looking for Joullery. |
| 56 |
Esc key. |
| 57 |
They made the physicists walk the Planck. |
| 58 |
I strongly disagree but totally respect your right to be stupid. |
| 59 |
I am proud of you but I don’t like it when you resist everything I say. |
| 60 |
Werner Heisenberg: The simultaneous position and velocity of a particle. |
| 61 |
Honey, every day you look more radiant. |
| 62 |
Big Bang Theory. |
| 63 |
To keep up with current events. |
| 64 |
They were quantum mechanics. |
| 65 |
AC/DC. |
| 66 |
Son, all this is fancy but could we live inside it? Just to be safe you know! |
| 67 |
Second friend: I am positive. |
| 68 |
It’s that new Taylor series. |
| 69 |
Physicist: Well there is not much to tell, trust me. My wife is simple like Quantum Mechanics and as predictable as Quantum State. |
| 70 |
… As long as the tomb is closed. Jesus is both alive and dead. |
| 71 |
Have you lost it running around Syracuse streets naked? And who is this girl Eureka? |