1 |
“What is this, some kinda sick joke?” |
2 |
You go bananas. |
3 |
“I don’t make rash promises.” |
4 |
Atleast his WIFi is better with all the hotspots. |
5 |
Well, he is a primate! |
6 |
A hot air baboon! |
7 |
WHO cares. |
8 |
Lost! |
9 |
Hairy Potter! |
10 |
It takes them 2 weeks to find out if they get it. |
11 |
You are achimptomatic! |
12 |
A panda with monkeypox. |
13 |
Orangatangle! |
14 |
2Pox Secure. |
15 |
They think it’ll have a microchimp. |
16 |
Sponge Bob with monkeypox. |
17 |
It’s a rash decision! |
18 |
Got-ILL-as! |
19 |
Oinkment! |
20 |
It already has the shingles. |
21 |
They tell jokes about people! |
22 |
His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally. |
23 |
They use gorilla warfare! |
24 |
Yo mama is so monkeypox, she keeps trying to spread, but nobody wants her. |
25 |
Find the nearest skyscraper. |
26 |
To take care of monkey business. |
27 |
They will just spread it. |
28 |
With quit-itch! |
29 |
Itching to get out of there. |
30 |
He told me to swing by tomorrow. |